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Naked Lawyer's Cookbook

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Version 8.7 Revised 21 April 2001 in New Orleans. Revised 8 Aug 2002.

 2000 Attorney Douglas Palaschak. 805-652-0334. Dlawyerdude@hotmail.com

I had to split this up into to parts. Pages 30 to the end are in volume #2.

Contents:

Appetizers

Salmon, lemon, and cilantro ceviche 4

Mushrooms the easy way. . 4

Smoked Tuna Using Liquid Smoke. . 4

Variation: Tuna, Liquid Smoke, Fresh chopped salsa, sour cream . 5

Sauces for Meat and Pasta 5

Smoky Garlic, Anchovy, and Cheese Gravy 5

Tangy Sauce for ham and other meat. . 6

Salad Entrees . 6

Chef Salad with Smoky Mayonnaise Dressing. Really Tasty! . . 6

Meat and Fish Entrees. 6

Jambalaya Recipe from My brother Jerry Palaschak of New Orleans

 . . 6

Here's the Beef - and Pork. 8

Mongolian Pineapple Beef (or pork) over rice8

Doug's 60 second Teriyaki Steak that smells like the restaurant smoke on the

Highway 101 over Ventura Boulevard in "the Valley" 10

Julie's Yoshida and Orange Pork Butt . 11

Country breaded pork or beef cutlet with fresh corn11

Pork Fajitas - Chicken Fajitas. Chicken works just as well 12

Beef stew with dumpling or poofy pie crust. 12

Clove- and Honey-Glazed pre-sliced Ham. 13

Doug's Quick Delicious Pan Fried Breaded Smoky Pork Chops13

Easy Teriyaki Pork Roast . . 15

Pork that tastes like Chinese New Year Whole Pig 15

Jean Trewartha barbecue using only agricultural commodities - no catsup or

other sissy stuff . . 16

Sloppy Joe for 1 or 2 without Sloppy Joe mix . . 16

Ground Beef Teriyaki with Curry

served over boiled potatoes . . 17

Chicken 17

Doug's Chicken Ala King Complete Meal. . 17

Oriental chicken wings - like candy! 20

Green Chili Chicken - never cooked this. 20

Tofu - health food . . 21

Buttery Rich Mild Chicken and tofu yellow curry with cashews.

Side dish: mushrooms in butter and wine 21

Salmon Entrees21

Doug's Salmon Pie with Lemon and Cilantro . . 21

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Chef Emile Legarse's Salmon Pie with Mashed potatoes and Doug's

poofy crust. Very detailed instructions. A learner's recipe . 22

How to get the skin off garlic cloves. With a hammer. Bam. Now the skin

peels off. My brother Jerry taught me 23

How to slice onions. 23

The Best and Easiest way to Make Dough for Pie Crust - including Poofy pie

crust: 23

Shrimp . 24

Doug's Shrimp (or chicken!) Yellow Curry with Cashews . . 24

Pasta and Sauces for Pasta . . 27

Fettuccini Rodosky. 27

Pasta with Anchovy and Caper Sauce . 28

Creamy tomatoey pasta sauce featuring garlic, anchovy, capers, and onion.

  . . 28

Latest and Best Spaghetti Sauce - Tastes like pizza29

Vegetables31

Mary Jane's Oriental Cabbage Salad. 31

Greenie Beanie Almondeenie, Lemon and Cilantro . . 31

My brother Jerry's French Cut Green Beans with tomato soup and lean

hamburger . 33

Electric cucumber salad34

Why I call this "electric" cucumber salad . . 34

How to slice onions. My brother Jerry Palaschak taught me . . 35

Sauerkraut with caraway seeds. . 35

To Microwave one or several ears of corn on the cob . 35

Gladys Palaschak's Easy Recipe for Gourmet Frozen Sweet Corn . . 35

Smaller, Quicker Microwave Recipe for cut corn . . 35

Stove top green bean casserole. 35

Cucumber, Lemon, Cilantro, and almonds . 36

Cucumbers vinaigrette with sugar and hot sauce. 36

Pea, tomato, mayo, ham chunk, lemon, and cilantro salad . 36

Improved tasty pork and beans 36

Potato, rice, and onion Teriyaki 37

Soups . 37

Tasty Healthy No-cholesterol Vegetarian Vegetable Soup 37

How to make superb tomato soup from your garden tomatoes . . 38

How to make salsa from your garden tomatoes38

Cheap chicken soup 38

Savory tomato soup with bacon and onion 39

Sorta Miraculous Hot and Sour Soup. 40

The Miracle of Plant Estrogens 40

Hot and Sour Soup - a healthy TOFU (soybean) dish . 43

Kidney Bean, Garbanzo, Barley, and Ham Hock Soup 43


Good Fruit to Keep around to Munch On - Like at the Engine Place. 44

You can grow melons and stuff yourself. Every melon comes with a seed kit . . 44

Naked Lawyer's Just Desserts

Luxurious Key Lime Tarts with Coconut Crust. 45

Tofu Lime Cheesecake with coconut crust 45

Gladys Palaschak's Home Made Ice Cream . . 46

Agnes McComb's Home Made Ice Cream . . 46

Doug's Refined Tested Cherry Pie Recipe 46

The Best and Easiest way to Make Dough for Pie Crust - including Poofy pie crust: 47

Doug's Poofy Pie Crust for Salmon Pie or any pie . 48

Normal Pie Crust . . 48

Doug's easy high tech vanilla pie . 49

Doug's Easy Lime Pie made with sweetened condensed milk49

Apple Cake 49

Doug's Cheaper Lime Pie - if you can't afford the Luxurious Lime Pie 49

Doug's Apple Pie - not my best work. I tried this once. I would try a more basic

recipe50