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Brief Autobiography of Attorney Douglas Palaschak

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Here is my photograph from April 2007: Http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/HPIM0622.JPG

Here I am on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nesDVOx7lac

I, Douglas Palaschak, declare the following under penalty of perjury: I have enjoyed a charmed life. I grew up on the perfect farm. My brother Greg farms it now. I am an Engineering Graduate of the University of Illinois, Urbana, the best engineering school in the world - home of the mythical Hal9000 of 2001, A Space Odyssey. There I was an honors student. I marched in “The Marching Illini”,the world’s undisputed Premiere Marching Band. John Philip Sousa said that we were the best. I began my career as a Registered Professional Engineer. I consulted for the U.S. Navy, Mobil, and Exxon. My expert testimony resolved a personal injury case. My calculations proved that a steel hydraulic pressure accumulator did not contain sufficient oxygen for combustion to have overloaded the failed bolts. This proved that the cause of the explosion was a failed hydraulic safety valve.

            I conceived and designed subsea machinery for the U.S. Navy. I performed the buckling analysis for the riser tubes and contributed to the design of the giant seafloor template for a quarter mile tall oil rig presently in service in the North Sea.

            I have been a licensed lawyer for nearly a quarter century. I passed the California bar exam in 1983. I have my J.D. from Ventura College of Law. I publish approximately 1200 legal articles on the internet. My areas of expertise are:

            Enhancement of Freedom through constructive rebellion and litigation;

            The abuse of Licensure http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Licensure by the state as an Instruments of Oppression;

            Pre-Trial Criminal Defense of Malum Prohibium Crimes - the subject of my book;

            Internet-driven Improvements in the Efficiency of Litigation;

            Empowerment of Pro Se Litigants;

            Bankruptcy.

            I wrote only one appeal in my career and it won. I was elated. Then the California Supreme Court overturned it on the basis of a weak brief written by an appointed lawyer. You can read that opinion here: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/7583.html They did not even have the entire transcript. I learned from my experience. You can benefit from my experience.

            My most recent book is on the subject of Pre-trial Criminal Litigation of Malum Prohibitum Crimes. It is available by mail order via the internet. http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/8457.html My proudest accomplishment is having found a mistake in the sheet music for Debussy’s Clair De Lune. http://rosemck1.tripod.com/debussy-clair-de-lune.mid Warner Brothers republished their Debussy book. Here is their letter in that matter: http://lawyerdude.8m.com/Warnerletter.jpg I have appeared on The Love Connection, Hard Copy, and Inside Edition.

            My heroes are Williams Kunstler http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/kunstler.html Stephen Yagman http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/yagman.html , and Melvin Belli. Kunstler was sentenced to 4 years and 13 days in jail for his zealous advocacy. He won on appeal. Here is his biography: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/kunstler.html Yagman was suspended for 2 years for having accused Judge Real of being a drunk. He won on appeal. http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/yagman.html Belli was whacked by the California bar for having done a TV spot for his favorite wine.