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Lesson 11: How to get a status report from Lawyerdude.

People/ Litigants inquire of me about the status of their case. You want to know when your document will be ready. I can write most documents within hours of receiving the data. The problem arises when the client does not provide the data promptly. I ask these questions of the Litigants. The answers help me answer the Litigants.

I can write something for you. You can help. Please do your part. I will do mine. Click on the following hyperlink to read what I have designated as your duties: Lesson #2: Overview of the LD method; your duties and mine: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/8786.html

1. When you inquire, please write your client number in the subject line.

2. Please write your telephone number in subject line.

3. Please tell me the date of your next court appearance in the first sentence of your message. What event is scheduled for that day? What other dates and deadlines do we face?

4. When did you last go to court? Is your history of court appearances listed in your chronology?

5. The motion will not be heard at your next date; it will be heard on the date that I designate in the caption of your motion. Remember that I will set the date for your motion. I will set the motion at least 4 weeks from the date that you file my motion. I set the hearing for a Tuesday or a Thursday in the afternoon.

6. Please remind me what I am writing for you.

7. If the court reporter is being obstinate, then we turn that lemon into lemonade by perhaps a motion to dismiss, but first we do the reasonable thing and ask her to do the right thing. We ask her by email and/ or letter.

8. If you don’t have your file yet then we can turn that lemon into lemonade. Often the prosecutor and public defender will refuse to give you the file. Once again: A motion to dismiss may be the ultimate remedy but first we must make a written effort reminding these players of the law.

9. If there is no written complaint then we should move to quash the prosecution.

10. If there is no action by the prosecutor then we move to dismiss with prejudice to prevent him from jumping in later in the game.

11. If the judge errs we can seek a pre-trial writ.

12. Please review and upgrade and send me your upgraded chronology, list of players, etc.

The questions on this page are designed to help you focus on what should be done next in your case. Please help me focus on your case by answering these questions: Yes. I know. You have answered these questions previously. Indulge me, please.

1. What would you like me to do?

2. Please send me a list of things to do in your case if it does not appear in your chronology yet.

3. How many times have you been to court on this case? Please list the dates.

4. Do they owe us an e-transcript?

5. Do you have two cases going now? Let’s talk about only one case in this message.

6. What is the serial number of the chronology in that case?

7. Do I owe you a motion or other written document in that case?

8. Is the chronology up to date? If not, please inform me of the latest items that are not on the chronology.

9. Do we have any strategies and theories in the case? Are the listed on the chronology? If not, then what are the theories of the case?

10. What is the statute number that you are accused of violating?

11. How much have you paid me?

12. Have your ordered any transcripts?

13. Do you have a copy of my book? If not, then let me know.

14. How many papers have I written for your case?

15. Please read the following thirty lessons so that we may communicate more effectively:

List of Hyperlinks to Thirty basic litigation lessons in chronological order:

Lawyerdude’s Lessons and Self-Empowerment pages. http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/6415.html

First 13 pages of my book: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/8457.html

1. Lesson #1: Email 101: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/8688.html

2. Lesson #2: Overview of the LD method; your duties and mine: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/8786.html

3. Lesson #3: Chronology 101: How to get started: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/7434.html

4. Lesson #4: Motions 101: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/6025.html

5. Lesson #5: Checklist on your way to court: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/8953.html

6. Lesson #6: How to file, serve, and argue your motion: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/8952.html

7. Lesson #7: What to say in court. How to talk to the judge: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5537.html

8. Lesson #8: How to debrief: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/7775.html

9. Lesson #9: How to write a partial chronology: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/8854.html

10. Lesson #10: What to do next: Control the Pace of Your Case! http://www.fu.gq.nu/6641.html

11. Lesson #11: How to ask for a status report from Lawyerdude: Http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/7953.html

12. Lesson #12: How to make Lawyerdude work well for you: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/contract.html

13. Lesson #13: How to write. By Professors Strunk and White: The Elements of Style: Free online. Used in the better colleges and law schools: http://www.bartleby.com/141/

14. Lesson #14: Transcript: Charlie saved his case when the judge denied his demurrer: http://ronfox.250free.com/6709.htm

15. Lesson #15: How to Win: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/7260.html

16. Lesson #16: Briefs 101: http://www.lawyerdude.s5.com/6435memo.html

17. Lesson #17: Prioritize.

18. Lesson #18: Iterate. Re-iterate. The iterative method.

19. Lesson #19: Read how Buzz Vieau won his case: http://www.lawyerdude.s5.com/buzz.html

20. Lesson #20: Make Google your home page. Add “wiki” to your query; this takes you to Wikipedia.

21. Lesson #21: Add “Lawyerdude” to your Google query to find what I have written on the subject.

22. Lesson #22: How to write a good post or legal comment: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/6424.html

23. Lesson #23: How to tell me about a published opinion: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/9010.html

24. Lesson #24: How to make a list of players: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/9013.html

25. Lesson #25: How to make a list of documents: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/9014.html

26. Lesson #26: How to file your court papers by mail: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/9015.html

27. Lesson #27: How to obtain an extension of time: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/9018.html

28. Lesson #28: Please upgrade your written message: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/9028.html

29. Lesson #29: How to download a pdf file if you have trouble: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/9038.html

30. Lesson #30: Don’t send my chronology back to me. http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/9074.html

31. Lawyerdude’s links: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/5734.html F

32. Flowchart: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/7930.html

33. What has been posted lately: It may be out of date. http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5673.html

Empowerment pages re: Criminal Defense:

1 Your rights as an imprisoned pro se litigant: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5687.html

2 The top ten criminal motions in California and the Universe. http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/motions.html

3 Motions 101: How to write a motion: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/6025.html

4 How to speak up in court. http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5537.html

5 Page of 40 motions. This page is listed on the Steve762 page: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5695.html

6 Lawyerdude's demurrer page: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/5736.html

7 Lawyerdude's former main traffic page: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/5259.html

8 Lawyerdudes new standard for public defenders: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5635.html

9 Lawyerdude’s recommended additions to the bill of rights: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/5677.html

10 The leading 143 cases that define criminal procedure: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/weinreb.html

11 How to work well with lawyerdude: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/contract.html

12 Here is a format to store all the data for your case: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/summary.html

11 Go on the offense: Actual section 1983 complaints. Sue em! http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/6008.html

12 Were you strip searched? Sue em! http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5728.html Do they do a strip search anus check every time you go to the law library?

13 Our class projects: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/projects.html

34. Medley of cases defining your 6^th amendment right to effective assistance of counsel - appointed if necessary.

Lilburne enjoyed the benefit of appointed counsel in 1648 and got money for his damages.

http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/lilburne.html

The Scottsboro Boys (1932): http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/scottsbo.html

More of that story here: http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/FTrials/scottsboro/scottsb.htm

Griffin v Illinois (1956) : http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/griffin.html

Gideon v Wainwright (1963) http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/gideon.html

Argersinger (1972) www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/argersin.html

Alabama v Shelton (2002) http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/shelton/html by putting Pearl in jail one hour they violated established law:

This Shelton case at Findlaw is: http://laws.findlaw.com/us/000/00-1214.html

Pearl's Motion in North Dakota court: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/6147.htm l

35. Medley of cases regarding your Faretta right to speak for yourself and the standards for performance of the public defender.

Faretta http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/faretta.html

Here is what to demand from public defenders: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5635.html

36. Medley of cases defining your right to a free transcript if you can’t afford to pay:

Griffin et. al. v Illinois (1956) 100 L Ed 891, 351 US 12, 79 S Ct 585, 55 ALR2d 1055. You have a right to a lawyer and transcript free for your first appeal. http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/griffin.html

M. L. B. v. S. L. J., individually and as next friend of the minor children, S. L. (1996) 519 US 102; 117 S Ct 555; 136 L Ed2d 473 http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/mlb.html You have a right to free transcript in important civil case.

37. Medley of traffic and motions.

These 50 actual motions are linked to the Steve762 page: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5695.html

38. Link to Medley of 143 cases that define Criminal Procedure in the United States:

http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/weinreb.html

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Instant message me: I am lawyerdude1989 on Yahoo instant messenger.

39. Over 100 actual winning motions from 22 winning pro se litigators ! http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/traffic.html

40. My Demurrer page: Perfect record so far: http://lawyerdude.8k.com/5736.html

41. Lawyerdude’s Empowerment page: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/medley.html

42. What performance you should expect from your criminal defense counsel: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5635.html

43. Charlie’s Transcripts. Learn how to charm the judge and win your case: http://ronfox.250free.com/charlie.html

44. Eighteen actual Section 1983 federal complaints: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/6008.html

45. List of the 30 most important criminal court motions. They are listed in Lawyerdude’s Bill of Rights for Criminal Defendants in jail. This is my New Standard by which to measure effectiveness of counsel. Make your appointed lawyer toe the line: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5635.html

46. Courtroom assertiveness 101: How to be assertive in court. Scripts for the Pro Se litigant:

http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5537.html

47. List of the most quotable cases and the most useful web pages for the pro se Litigator: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/medley.html

48. Your case summary and trial notebook form: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/summary.html

All about Lawyerdude Palaschak

49. List of my 200 most popular web pages according to Google. http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/5733.html

50. My winning argument regarding the 1^st amendment where I argued the Law to the jury without interruption: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/5918.html

51. Raid at the Good Nite Inn based on mistake of law by District Attorney: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/brosnan.html

52. My ongoing battle with the mistaken, oppressive, and political state bar: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com

53. Lawyerdudes’s biographical page: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/mystory.html

54. My LSD story and brief: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/5431.html

55. How to work well with Lawyerdude: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/contract

56. My most important page. My top 10 lists: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/5459.html

57. My ideas. My 10 proposed amendments to the bill of rights: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/5123.html

58. My home page: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com Or my mirror site: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com

My biggest fattest briefs:

59. My “state bar acts are unconstitutional!” brief: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/3789.html

60. My 100 page LSD brief: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/1170.html Use this for your drug case!

61. My collection of “right to drive” briefs: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/right2drive.html

62. Lawyerdude's briefs: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com

More Lawyerdude links and Recommended Reading list

63. Lawyerdude’s traffic page: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/5259.html

64. Lawyerdude's library. A prioritized reading list. A list of books that farm folk and an enlightened populace should read. Some of these books justify weekly or monthly review - like your Bible - for your own defense. http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/library.html

65. List of links to the Latest uploads from Lawyerdude: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5673.html

66. Lawyerdude's Contemporary Constitutional Issues: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5693.html

67. Lawyerdude's links page: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/links.html

68. Lawyer’s Manifesto: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/5753.html